School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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School Fight ClubWe held a clandestine competition to find the toughest kid in our year. There was seeding, a proper draw, judges, the works. Thieving Shaun ran a book and turned a tidy profit.
Luckily for me, I ran away and was eliminated in the opening rounds, as the latter stages were pretty bloody horrific to say the least, with blood-spattered fourth-formers peeled off the concrete patch by the bike shed, and posted home to their mothers.
It all came to a head when Psycho Phil took on American Paul in the first semi-final. Paul dived in, missed with a huge haymaker, and Psycho Phil knocked him to the floor and kicked him in the head.
Then Psycho Phil kicked him in the head. And kicked him in the head. And kicked him in the head. And kicked him in the head. And kicked him in the head. For quite some time.
Eventually, the police arrived; but American Paul, once they'd found his teeth, refused to press charges.
There was no winner.
[The whole, sordid tale HERE if you can stand the girth.]
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 9:28,
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