School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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mr stabbyBack in yr 5 primary school me n this guy got in a joke fight in the playground, when this other cunt of a guy called kieth (who was one of those pikies with the short and loud scary mums) thought he'd join in by kicking me in the shins.
Now that just wasnt on, so in the heat of the moment (forgetting that he was a bit of a mean irish bastard) I turned towards him and hooked him in the ear.
He falls on his ass and people start laughing.
So for about 7 seconds I'm the toughest guy in the whole world, I could see it now, one punch jimlad they'd call me... that is until he gets up and produces a pair of scissors from his pocket and walks towards me.
As I back away he speeds up until I brick it and run my ass round the playground, the mentalist meters behind me.
Had to do 10 laps before the fucking bell went.
But yeah, I didn't get stabbed, he got suspended and the scissors got back to the classroom safely.
whoop whoop
(, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 1:27, Reply)
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