School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Puberty....I was always the one getting bullied and pulped until I was about 15 then puberty sprung in and I could kick ass...not in a bullying way you understand..more in a "Leave me the fuck alone shitbag "
However I did Drama for a GCSE, not as a cop-out but because I enjoyed it, but seeing as how I was not posh, non of the arty farty's wanted to have me in their group...so I had to work with the mongs and lazycunts. One of which we shall call Stricky. Now Stricky was one of natures losers, his motto being "Can you lend us 10p" but he was one of those sneaky little fuckers who would kick you in the ass then run off and get a teacher as you piled after him to deliver some retribution. One Drama class I turned my back on Stricky and he clocked me across the head with a chair (the reason why escapes me) I spun around, as Stricky was escaping and got in one good solid thwack right between his shoulderblades...The mental image I have now is of Stricky flying across the studio with his arms and legs trailing behind him like a spotty kite...he then crashed into the floor and did not move for about 5 minutes...then he said I was "Alright" and "can you lend me 10 pence"....
Last I heard he was the only one arrested after a a gang tried to break into the local supermarket....the irony was ..he was the Fucking Lookout!
(, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 11:48, Reply)
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