School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Poke in the eye?When I moved to America for 5 years, i had the horror of attending a rather rough highschool where i was picked on constantly for being British.
One day- it went too far and one of the school "jocks" decided he was going to square up to me. Knowing full well that his shoe size was probably double his IQ, I stood my ground.
"I'm going to beat you boy, what you going to do about it?"
"This!" I replied, holding my fingers out ready to poke him in both eyes.
The jock immediately put his hands up in front of his nose, stopping any chance of a poke.
So i held both hands out ready to poke him in the each eye with a different hands.
So the dumb jock covered his eyes with his hands.
I kicked him so hard in the nuts, I hear he can no longer have children.
For some reason i never got picked on again
(no apologies for length, im trying to protect it from someone doing it to me)
(, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 16:12, Reply)
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