School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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the ONLY fight ive ever been innot at school but still legendary....
july 199something 'the mayfair' House of pain concert
some arse starts on a friend of mine (bad idea) cue much posturing and a threat from a bouncer and it calms down after a promise of "after the gig im going outside to wait for and im gonna put you through the shop window next door to venue"
some music and beer later we go to toilet ~ having now forgotten about said promise of fight and being already bruised and battered from mosh pit hi-jinx
picture 3 guys pissing ~ the weakest skinniest i laugh in the face of danger then run like a girl until im far enough away finishes first (yes me) mate 2 is pouring water over his head as he is sweaty...mate 3 is STILL pissing
i go to leave bathroom and am confronted by earleir asshole and his 3 mates....great 4 vs 1/2 so i begin to talk my way out of it...(still dont know if i would have succeeded)
then suddenly i feel a shove from behind as i am pushed out of way by mate 1 as he clobbers this guy he had a prob with then continues to beat the shite out of him as he goes down
the rest of us looked shocked....so i think hang on 4 vs 1 1/2 is better odds and i smack the guy in front of me in the mouth ~ he stands there and looks at me with a did you just hit me or breathe on me look on his face as we hear a loud roar from other end of toliet....
mate 3 ~ still fully exposed and pissing everywhere comes running sown the length of the bathroom and takes out the other two guys and begins kicking crap out of them....
ok i think...im letting the side down here and this guy in front of me is still in some kind of shock (think it was mate 3's penis not my punch though)
so he looks back at me ~ i see a fist clenching so i do what any red blooded male would do....
yes, i kicked him in the nuts...NOW he goes down
we pull mate one off the poor guy who started it and leave
outside is a semi-large police presence....we melt into crowd and leave...
next day at work i see dan, who was also supossedly attenting said concert...he comes over and says did you hear about some fight in the toilets last night at the concert?
i grin...oh yes.....
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(, Tue 14 Mar 2006, 21:38, Reply)
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