School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Revenge is better than Christmas...About 15 years ago whilst getting changed at school, Steven (an annoying Steptoe-looking-mother-fucker) decides to entertain the crowd by repeatedly whipping my arse with his towel.
My usual mild-mannered temper deserts me, I see red and proceed to lift the little shit by the throat, carry him several feet through the air with one hand and pin him to the wall, screaming "Leave me the fuck alone!" in his face.
I didn't really know what to do at this point. Never had a fight before and I'd calmed down pretty much instantly. So I let go and start to walk away.
*SMAK* The cunt punches me right in the eye, whilst his kept-down-a-year monkey friend starts kicking me in the back and cackling.
As tears of frustration roll down my face I'm slightly cheered by an impressed mate saying "You had him there!"
Fortunately for me, Steven died of a heroin overdose several years later. Which not only gave me huge laugh, but also a nice shiny headstone to piss on every weekend on my way home from the pub.
Sweet dreams Steven.
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 1:15, Reply)
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