School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Making myself a nice crisp sandwichAnyway so there i was - a snowman on the roof. "Help! Get me off this blinkin' roof ya galaar!" ( I was influenced heavily by Alf Stewart in those days)
When my teacher (Jermaine Pennant) comes strolling round the corner and takes one look at me. "Why are you on the roof mr snowman?" he bellows at me.
I give him a cheeky wink and reply "because Carol Vorderman is a whore!"
How irrelevant!
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 8:13, Reply)
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