School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Not in school, but 7yrs later...Walking back from the pub with my best mate and his missus, we come across one of our admin guys who'd been chatting up my mates ex-wife. To have a bit of a joke with him, my mate says "straight up the road, and when you reach here, turn left... number 23" as a reference to where the pscycho bitch lived. Admin guy (obivously in quite a state of inebriation) in his own inimicable way retorts with "come on then you slag!!" Me and my mate say "piss off and go to bed dickhead!!". Cue various un-intellectual insults as we walk back onto camp.
EPISODE 2:
After popping into another friends room for further drinks and to eat my takeaway pizza, I decide to retire to my bed. Just as I unlock my door, cue aforementioned dickhead standing behind me saying "not so big without your mate now are you!!" (my mate is about 10st wet thru and i'm a bit on the large side) I wrote this off as drunken bravado on his case, and proceeded to enter ny room. Cue more witty remarks. At this point the alcohol finally takes control of my mind and I decide to call his bluff - "Fuck off you annoying little twat, if you're going to hit me, get on with it and get ready to wake up in hospital!!". Cue fisticuffs!!! Next thing I remember is having him pinned down by the throat, getting dangerously close to going too far (choking sounds / blue lips etc) So I get off him pick him up and say: "now go to bed!!". As i'm walking back to my room.. "come on then!!", by this point a bit of common sense returned to me, and I walked up the corridor to another mates room and asked him to be a witness as to how much of a prick that dickhead was being. In the middle of that conversation, dickhead jumps on my back. According to my witness, we grappled for a bit, and the result was me pinning this guys head against the wall and delivering blow after blow to random spots on his head. Cue witness calling the block NCO out of bed to sort it out. Both got told to go to bed, which we did. Next day saw dickhead, and he looked like he'd gone ten rounds with a jcb. And he apologised...
Fair do's to him. He's been a top bloke since then.
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 8:41, Reply)
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