School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
(
chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
« Go Back
Twin bonfire troubleWe used to build bonfires every October school holiday leading up to torching it on Nov 5. This generally involved local deforestation by us using axes, knives, saws and whatever else we could find/nick/borrow.
One year I got into a dispute with one of the Bartlett twins (right hard annoying f@ckers they were). Anyway, one hits me across the back with a rose bush, so I chased him down the road, repeatedly throwing my 8 inch carving knife at him (missed every time). Then proceeded to stand outside his house chopping up his fence whilst shouting "send him out" or something similar. His mum thought it wasn't a good idea.
When I got home that night, we'd had a visit from the police. Luckily for me, the (cocky) rozzer had a go at my parents for letting me out with a big knife. Parents took offence, sent said rozzer away and I didn't cop any punishment for it. RESULT!
I often wonder what prison the twins are in now.
Me, I'm a well adjusted member of society now.
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 13:03, Reply)
« Go Back