School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Big DaveBecause I have asthma I was automatticaly put in the "lower" PE set. Basically with all the fat kids and people they didn't want to be seen in public and the trouble making lot; this included all my mates really.
Nearly every lesson the "hard" lads in group would start on the little uns (me) and the percieved saddos. Big Dave Massey has a mild speech impediment so of course he came in for the stick, more so than anyone else.
Strange thing is they failed to realise that at 14 years old, weighing in at about 13 stone, he was the largest in our group and the most pre-disposed to play rugby.
3 months into this living hell came rugby.
After 30 mins of being kicked and puched accross a muddy field we turned to see a nob called Gavin pushing Dave and making fun of his speech.
Cue the funiest thing I have seen in my life: Gavin tries to tackle Dave. Dave grabs him in a headlock and runs the entire length of the field punching him in the head.
The PE teacher, Mr Shan, just stood there, nodded and said "better".
Never again was big Dave bothered in PE.
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Mastic, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 11:37,
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