School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Not nessecarily a fight, more so an attack....involving a gluestick........some guy who was in my form had been annoying me for years, but had only just started trying to hit me. Y'know the usuall - headbut here, digs there, all that bullcrap.
Anyways, one day in a form period of some variety, our pathetic form teacher went outside for some reason and this complete twunt was on the other side of the classroom, playing around with a gluestick.
Yes, a gluestick. Not the most threatening object known to man, but they're moderatly heavy when they're full, and if he decided to throw it at me with a good amount of spin, it would hurt so fucking much.
Anyway, he's playing around with this gluestick, 'pretending' to chuck it at me (where he nearly let it out of your hand to scare me)I knew that him throwing it would be inevitable, so I just braced myself for some good ol' fashioned pain. So, finally, he threw it at me. Friggin' 'eck, it flew quickly, he'd thrown it as hard as he bloody could.
Not as accuratly as he could though - it ended up hitting one of his best mates square on the forehead! He was being so bloody apologetic to this guy, who now had this massive red swelling protruding out of his forehead. Now do you beleive me when I say that a gluestick will hurt?
Still, if it had hit me, this wanker would be laughing his fucking arse off. What a complete prick.
So, kids - watch out for flying gluesticks!
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:12, Reply)
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