And can I also recommend these future classics?
Pocahotass
The Loin King
White Men Can't Hump
Crocodile Done Me
Edward Penishands
Schindler's Fist
Beverly Hills Copulator
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Free My Willy
The Shawwank Redemption

Winners, every one.
Pooh to you with nobs on, Tarantino!
(Vic Flange, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 8:34, 7 replies)

Don't forget "Lord of the Ringpiece"

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 14:54, closed)

Also
In-Diana Jones and the Temple Of Poon.
(Xstopher, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 15:11, closed)

Schindler's Fist
Now that's just wrong
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 20:29, closed)

The worrying thing is,
that thanks to the porn fiend ex, I happen to know that Edward Penishands has been done! No idea about the others though.
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:16, closed)

A Clockwork Orgy
and A Cockwork Orange of course.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, closed)

Cmouse
They are all true - every last jizz-splattered one of them.
(Vic Flange, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 21:28, closed)

How about
The sequel to Free Willy, Free Pussy?
(fox_handybread, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:09, closed)