How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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I just cannot bring myself to cleanI work in the day, I'm in 4 gigging bands, two of which are money-earners. Add to this rehearsals and the odd bit of flyer/web design, doesn't leave much free time. On the odd occasion I do have a couple of hours free, and my choice lies between Relaxing or Hoovering, it's very likely I will choose the former.
Saying that, the flat isn't too bad, if you don't mind a bit of dust or the odd pile of clothes, and we normally manage to get the rubbish out before we reach Edmund Trebus levels. There has however been a recent increase in the presence of small creatures - something like a cross between a beetle and a woodlouse - walking around the flat. They seem harmless and disappear if you leave them alone. Maybe they're crawling into my mouth at night.
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:39,
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You deserve a click for the reference to -Mr Trebus
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I hadn't watched anything so religiously since round the twist(
valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:49,
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"something like a cross between a beetle and a woodlouse"
That will be Larder Beetles then!
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Vambo, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 15:55,
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they're crawling up your japs eye at night.
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and laughing at your sperm.
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