You know its time to put some harpic down your loo when..
A housemates girlfriend contracts cystitis from having to use the local hole in the wall pub's toilets because they are cleaner than the one in your house.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:51, 11 replies)

How could she catch cystitis like that?
'Off a toilet seat, honest!'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 22:08, closed)

i believe she may have been lying about how she caught it
can't imagine why...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 23:16, closed)

Ha haaa what a slaaaag!
And I bet she just "found" the herpes on her desk one morning.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:06, closed)

haha
This has surely got to be one of the winners. And I think you need to have a word with your housemate.

You can’t catch anything from a toilet seat.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:47, closed)

You can't 'catch' cystitis from sex or toilet seats you bunch of virgins.
It's a water infection that ladies get from wiping the wrong way. It is possible to get a bout of it following a particularly acrobatic session in the sack (and I mean 5 hours of frantic, sweaty fucking without a break), but only because the friction near the uretha causes natural bacteria already present in the vagina to be 'pushed up'.

For fuck's sake, did you lot think it was an STD? I bet you think Thrush is as well. I pity your poor girlfriends*, I really do.


*I doubt any of you have been within spitting distance of an actual female, but I'm feeling charitable.


( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:05, closed)

Christ, even I knew this.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:16, closed)

Juan Quar and Smash Monkey probably giggled through sex education
Hhehehehehehehehhehe VAGINA.

At the age of twenty :(
(__, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 0:14, closed)

i may have giggled
but i was 13, the teacher was telling us about chickens having sex and quite a few other girls in the class were utterly clueless
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 21:39, closed)

you can get it from vigorous sex though
but no it's not transmitted
( valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 1:02, closed)

No, that's when it's time to put some Harpic down your housemate's girlfriend.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:00, closed)

FANNY FULL OF SHIT

( Theoban What of it, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:27, closed)