How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Those twothat do that clean-up-your-shithole programme, Abi and Wotsit:
I know she's old and a bit chubby but is it just me that thinks the blonde would be a good shag? I'm imagining toys, lubricants, a bit of bondage...
It is just me isn't it?
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 20:39,
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At leastyou know the toys would be clean. Before the sweaty sex, that is.
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Personally, I'd rather shaggie Aggie......
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Oh yeah AggieI want her to come around & call me a "dirty boy".
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NoIt's not just you. Something about the beehive hairdo, I reckon...
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Oh GodTheres someone else who has had the same thought as me.... Perversion knows no limits; obviously.
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It's certainly not mebut I can imagine that, in line with Falstaff's Rule of Inverse Public/Private Morality (mostly formulated from Catholic girlfriends or other supposed 'good girls'; in general those with a respectable front)...
...she would be filthy as hell.
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She is a very sexy lady......she is also 73, I hope I look that good when I get to her age!
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