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"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.

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I have a dishwasher

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:21, 2 replies)
A smugicity 6000
with croisant dispenser I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 15:24, closed)
Only the butler knows how to use it.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:24, closed)
I wish I had a butler :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:32, closed)
Look, I did volunteer, but you poo pooed the idea
Ignoring my inability to wash up by hand, do you want a fucking butler or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:34, closed)
I'd have to give you an interview
you need to be the right sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:48, closed)
I'm clean and polite, what else is there?
I could re-wire the cottage while your walking the glens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:53, closed)
while he's wanking the glans?
you're a sick, sick person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:56, closed)
You git
I had to check my spellings there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:23, closed)
heheheh

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 18:03, closed)
Me too...
I'm just too fucking lazy to load it...and when I do get around to loading it, the fucker sits there for days afterwards waiting to be unloaded.
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:07, closed)
We got one a couple of years ago
It's a godsend because previously, pots used to pile up next to the sink, now they're hidden in the dishwasher. We also forget to unload it. I think if we washed everything I doubt we'd have the cupboard space to put it all.

Incidentally, Asda are doing box of 60 Finish tablets for £6.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:14, closed)
buy the tablets in Makro
we get several thousand for about 4p
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:32, closed)
I presume you mean 4p each
and what brand? I'm one for buying such stuff in bulk when there's an offer on.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 16:51, closed)
I was indulging in a spot of hyperbole
they are the good Finish ones. Big boxes for cheap prices. The mrs actually buys them, her office being near Makro, but they are cheap. Have to buy a fucking big box though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:01, closed)

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