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"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.

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My sister and step-sister...
...surreptitiously write the date in the dust on top of cabinets, under tables, etc. when they visit each other's houses, and then check up on them at their next visit.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:17, 13 replies)
Your sisters get dust UNDER the tables?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:29, closed)
They have a acrylic tables
attached to a Van de Graaf generator.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:55, closed)
How passé.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:13, closed)
as is my typing it seems

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:46, closed)
Pull-out leaves.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:00, closed)
And give them a fake phone number

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 17:00, closed)
Sound advice.
Or the number of someone you don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 17:04, closed)
An ex-girlfriend of mine
...drew a love heart in the dust on my bookshelf. Pretty much guaranteeing that I wasn't going to dust for the duration of our relationship. Which wasn't that long, so it didn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 12:59, closed)
That's the sort of shit you've got to worry about when you have a girlfriend
*facepalms over memories of similar events*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 14:26, closed)
Genius!
*click*
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Evil
Genius.

I must try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:06, closed)
For extra grins
backdate it a bit.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 17:01, closed)
You could...
Sabotage there little game by finding a piece of furniture that's been dated, then adding the words "stop dating my dust you picky little fuck"
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 17:13, closed)

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