How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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My housematefound a trail of them going across our kitchen floor, and decided the best way to get rid of them was to use spray-on cooking oil and a lighter as a makeshift flamethrower.
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I squirted WD40 into the cracks under the patioand then set fire to it. It burned on the surface like a little gas burner, then as the flame went out it disappeared underground and then came out in a jet of fire like something from Backdraft.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 23:53,
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Ha!When I was a young 'un, we had a house in rural Scotland. All very nice, but if I left my window open in the summer, the Midges were unreal, and I decided enough was enough!
I took one can of antiperspirant and proceeded to torch the buggers.. Only problem being that it worked a little too well and I set fire to my Led Zeppelin poster, almost having a prolapse with fear.
Anyway, I've seen three ants in my kitchen today, never seen them in this house before either.. What is it with the ants all of a sudden, is it some kind of apocalypse?
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