Heard this off a mate. I really hope this is true.
He was telling me about a guy he knows, who met a girl in a club, who offered to give him a nosh in the lavvie.

And then he pissed in her mouth.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:44, 18 replies)

Your mate is a bullshitter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:11, closed)

^virgin
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:19, closed)

His mate's still a bullshitter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:11, closed)

Maybe it was the guy who told my mate this story that was bullshitting? See? You can never tell!

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)

A friend of a friend stories are always the most reliable

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:03, closed)

Fair enough, I'd like to revise my derision to 'you and your mate are gulliable(however the fuck it's spelt) shitcunts' then.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:35, closed)

Urine is sterile and the human mouth is full of bacteria,
so this would probably clean her mouth up a treat.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04, closed)

thats why the germans do it
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:33, closed)

We'll ignore the fact to all intents and purposes it's pretty much impossible to piss in someone whilst on the job and holding wood.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:36, closed)

Ha ha ha ha.
Great story mate. I hate women too.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)

S'nothing to do with it being a woman. I'd have laughed it were a guy as well.

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:13, closed)

So you'd be a guillable woman as well?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:31, closed)

It's 'gullible'.

( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:58, closed)

I knew if I kept guessing someone would tell me how it's spelt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:35, closed)

don't believe that poster AB, it's actually spelt gulliebulle

( vladimir, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:49, closed)

The gullabull deceiving woman-hating bastard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:53, closed)

Hang on a second, 'I really hope this is true'.
You HOPE your friend abuses women?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:44, closed)

No, I hope it's true because it's funny.
And it's not my friend, it's a friend of a friend.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)