Download/Donnington festival 2006
Toilet blocks....Not portaloos, No portaloos would have been luxury, But large green tin sheds over open trenches.
Now that particular weekend was one of the hottest on Download record, So after 4 or 5 days of sunlignt on the toilet blocks and the average festival goers diet of cheap larger and camping food. They were rank. I pitied those camping downwind of them.
Using them required the use of another t-shirt or bandana wrapped tightly across the nostils and a exersise in hovering that really tones up the thigh muscles.
Experienced festival goers take their own toilet paper. Really experienced festival goers take their own plastic bags to shit into.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:11, 9 replies)

The long drop is far, far superior to portaloos
at least the shit won't rear up out of the bowl at you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:18, closed)

No,
it grows like turd stalagmites getting closer and closer to the rusty sheriffs badge with every visit.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:27, closed)

Eh, then they're not deep enough

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:45, closed)

This is still one of the most vomit-inducing news stories I've ever read
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/8233786.stm
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:30, closed)

"She was not injured or particularly distressed by the incident."

(Smale is stuffed, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:33, closed)

Pushing Portaloos over,
when they're in use, is part of festie fun and japes.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 11:49, closed)

It's not, it's being a prick
I despise people who cause trouble at festivals, I hope they get shot in the cock.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:02, closed)

^This.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:51, closed)

Really experienced festival goers take their own plastic bags to shit into.
Also known as the 'sunblest loaf'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 12:37, closed)