She woke up in bed next to a guy she didn't know, with a hangover from hell and a mouth like the Sahara desert.
Needing liquid badly, she took the only apparent source available - a half-full can of lager, and swigged, giving herself a mouthful of warm, flat lager, mixed with cigarette butts and the cum she'd spat into it a few hours before.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:02, 6 replies)

Silly bitch
should have swallowed
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)

b3ta:
Like FHM, but cheaper, and with a different sort of tit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:14, closed)

american pie wasnt it?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:41, closed)

I have accidentally taken a swig from a beer can that was being used as a makeshift ashtray.
Rankest experience ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 3 Feb 2012, 16:16, closed)

also
:(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 22:41, closed)

Thursday night out
for the missus?
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:59, closed)