My 2 year old daughter once ate some little hairclips.
Hospital X-rayed her and were satisfied that they were not causing problems, and would probably pass naturally.

For the next two days I had to comb through each shitty nappy with a fork looking to make sure they had left her guts safely.

I washed them, and have kept them in a safe place. I'm going to have them made into cuff-links and wear them on a suitably embarrassing (for her) occasion.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 8:02, 12 replies)

Nice one - something useful at least
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 10:10, closed)

Why not just buy an identical pair and do the same?
She won't remember and you won't have to go sifting through shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:24, closed)

Wow
Talk about missing the point.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 15:44, closed)

Oh man, that's TWO shit fetishists in this thread.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:23, closed)

I think the combing
was to make sure they had passed naturally. Not that he's kept a box of his infant daughter's shit in preperation for the day he can comb through and look for cufflinks.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:28, closed)

you made me cop the giggles.

( tickle I was away, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 11:50, closed)

I'm assuming you kept the fork for masturbatory purposes too.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:32, closed)

The line is here Brayn.

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You are here.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 14:15, closed)

"You must be this fucked up to ride the b3ta."

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 4 Feb 2012, 21:57, closed)

So I'm behind the line?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 22:36, closed)

Yep. I can lend it to you, but I need a deposit first.

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 23:16, closed)

maybe once you have qualified as a
proctologist and are getting ready to give her an examination?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:31, closed)