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We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.

I've never seen adults move so fast.

So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.

(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Things I have set fire to (By accident):

Self: Far too pissed for public-display I once forgot to extinguish a flaming sambuca before throwing it in the direction of my mouth. Bad.

Girl-friend. Lying in bed watching crap telly after a party. Not concentrating on the hand that was pissing about with a lighter all on its own. Girlfirend + hairspray + flame.Bad.

Crappy sofa bed. Too strong the joint. Too flamable the foam. Nearly very bad.

My mum & dads caravan. Me + Beer led to Electric-Heater + dressing-gown. Baddest of all. They had liked that caravan.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 11:05, Reply)

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