Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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My first wife's arseVisiting the in-laws one evening, we're all watching telly. First wife was lying face down on the carpet, head propped-up in hands style. She lets a nasty one rip that makes my eyes water. To deal with the smell I whip out my lighter and flick it on while holding it close to the source. As she's wearing tight lycra pants there's a fair amount of trapped gas which promptly ignites. I had to beat out the flames with my bare hands.
That marriage never lasted. Funny that.
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Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 11:37,
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