Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Hot sexNot one, but *two* separate sexual infernos:
1. I'm in bed with my lovely girlfriend and drinking vigorously and at length from her furry cup. I stop for a breather after a while, whereupon I notice that the room's full of smoke. Turns out that the bedside lamp had toppled over, bringing the bulb into direct contact with a now smouldering pillow. It looked really cool - a gently expanding crater with a malevolent, glowing edge. We chucked it out the window.
2. This time it's the middle of the night in the front room of my shared house, enjoying an illicit, candlelit liaison with someone I shouldn't. Going at it hammer and tongs from behind when I realise that the pleasantly warm sensation in my lower back is now actually rather hot. Hey presto! I had managed to set fire to my shirt on one of the candles.
It was a new shirt, too.
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AntonSporz, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 12:46,
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