Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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....i'll teach you to burn!Ok so i'm about 14 and just found a copy of an illicit online publication that teaches bored/disgruntled youth's how to make various explosives.
Being of the said age and pocket money only being a fiver a week me and my best mate decided to go for the cheap option: NAPALM!
So we buy petrol and find the other main ingredient (not telling :-p ) and then go down the local forest and start making this stuff.
I'm standing there mixing the stuff up in a plastic bowl with my bare hands and my two mates decided to put on napalm on sticks and play 'Jedi' or whatever the feck it was they were trying to do. It was all fun and games til one of them smacked the others stick from his hand which then landed in the bowl i was working in.
What followed was me with flaming hands trying to pat them out against my petrol soaked jeans "oh dear" says I, as I go up in flames.
My mates leg it, i stop drop and roll and then after im out i stand up to see the inferno now in front of me and turn and leg it.
I got about 20 metres away when the petrol can exploded!!! Close shave
The plumes of smoke could be seen for miles but i was left with a great story with which to guilt trip my best mate "yeah you run whilst i burn".....fucker
No apologies for length, you didn't have to!
(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 13:14, Reply)
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