Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Not strictly a fire (& I think a repost)In short, my friends and I were camping.
When boredom kicks in with a bunch of 14 year olds, it really can get messy (as seems VERY evident in this QOTW).
Ingredients;
6x 14 year kids, one slightly more mental than the rest
1x port-a-loo
1x lighter
1x large banger
Once you have chosen a suitable banger, carefully select a disgustingly over used port-a-loo. Now, for the next part you may need to stand back, letting the 'Mental' kid spark the banger with said lighter while instructing him to chuck it down the 'ventilation pipe'.
There was shit ALL up the sides of the cubical and pooey smoke gently wafting out of the pipe.
Although absolutely REVOLTING, I massively recommend this! Although perhaps not in highly populated areas as the bang could be confused for a mild act of terrorism.
(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 16:42, Reply)
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