Fire!
We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
( , Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Can you smell something cooking?
I have absolutely no right to be alive after this incident due to the vast quantity of alcohol consumed but...
Vodka nation night at Babylon in Bath a high class establishment where 'cocktails' are made by filling a large swing bin as follows-
Take crate of vodka and unscrew the caps without removing them from the crate to save time, do the same with a couple of crates of cheap cider and some cheeryade and empty the whole lot into the bin serve at 50p for a plastic cup full (1.5units) and mix with really crap music at ear bleeding volumes.
4 or 5 hours later I had consumed 47 units of alcohol (Barman was a friend of a friend and had decided to see how much we could handle) I didn't actually feel too drunk by the end of the night (always a bad sign) and was leaning on a handy wall talking to a friend until I noticed her coat was smoking (she had sat on an uplighter) then someone said "Whats that hot smell" and I noticed the skin of my arm was also smoking and had glued itself to another uplighter.
Next morning still so drunk I couldn't see and I had an assesed laboratory practical; i spent the day sitting down making other people do my work as I actually couldn't see.(I walked into a fume cupboard and nearly broke my nose)
Fun (I also tried to propose to a girl in the labs using a quickfit glass clamp instead of a ring)
( , Fri 4 Nov 2005, 9:05, Reply)
I have absolutely no right to be alive after this incident due to the vast quantity of alcohol consumed but...
Vodka nation night at Babylon in Bath a high class establishment where 'cocktails' are made by filling a large swing bin as follows-
Take crate of vodka and unscrew the caps without removing them from the crate to save time, do the same with a couple of crates of cheap cider and some cheeryade and empty the whole lot into the bin serve at 50p for a plastic cup full (1.5units) and mix with really crap music at ear bleeding volumes.
4 or 5 hours later I had consumed 47 units of alcohol (Barman was a friend of a friend and had decided to see how much we could handle) I didn't actually feel too drunk by the end of the night (always a bad sign) and was leaning on a handy wall talking to a friend until I noticed her coat was smoking (she had sat on an uplighter) then someone said "Whats that hot smell" and I noticed the skin of my arm was also smoking and had glued itself to another uplighter.
Next morning still so drunk I couldn't see and I had an assesed laboratory practical; i spent the day sitting down making other people do my work as I actually couldn't see.(I walked into a fume cupboard and nearly broke my nose)
Fun (I also tried to propose to a girl in the labs using a quickfit glass clamp instead of a ring)
( , Fri 4 Nov 2005, 9:05, Reply)
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