Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Not mine but classic....2 retards from my home town (a place just North of London in Hertfordshire) decided it'd be a great idea to fill up 2 large florescent tubes (you know the long thin ones you get in school/work place lights) with petrol and light the tops so they could play Jedi!
The guy smacked his 'sabre' against his female mates one.
Both suffered 3rd degree burns to their bodies and ended up in intensive care for a few months, and they say people from the south WEST are inbred!
This bears no relation to my earlier napalm story by the way, my mates are retarded but not THAT retarded!!
(, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 11:37, Reply)
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