Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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FireOn moving into a rented house i found that the garage had been filled to the rafters by the previous tennants with wood. Firewood, tree prunings, and at least 4 years worth of x-mas trees.
After getting the ok from the letting agency and the fire brigade, i decided to remove the wood with a series of small fires. I am a dedicated pyro, and was able to keep them under control and fairly smoke free. However my paranoid cunt neighbors made so meny complaints to the letting agency, this resulted.
Them- "no more fires were sick of these complaints"
Me-"ok, just clear out the garage for me then"
Them-"ok"
Two days later I came home in the afternoon to find the whole street surrounded in Thick punget smoke. The workmen who came to clean out the garage had built a massive bonfire , about the size of the whole back garden in the middle of the day and burnt the rest of the garage's contents in one go.
complain about that you winging cunts!!
edit: i still cant use the garage as some cunt keeps parking in front of it.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 13:22,
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