Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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The police don't come here do they?When I was about 16, myself and a friend went for a walk/crafty fag, in a neighbouring field.
Imagine our delight when we found and old VW van in said field, half full of straw.
Dry straw.
Dry straw and matches in pockets.
I'm sure you can do the maths. After lighting another cig, we eventually looked round to try to light our fire again, as we thought we were failing.
The whole bastard van was blazing.
We ran.
We ran like buggery.
Next day, I heard that the farmer had shat himself as half his field was ablaze.
I am sorry, Mr Farmer Man
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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 4 Nov 2005, 16:21,
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