Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Don't mess with lighter fluid kids!A few years ago my mate had a non-violent 'funny turn' after swigging about twenty litres of Strongbow, and doused his garage in barbecue (spelling?) lighter fluid and set light to the bugger. White smoke everywhere, not helped by the two million watt floodlight he switched on prior to his faux-pyrotechnic demonstration. It was like something out of Apocalypse Now, nobody had a fucking clue what was happening.
Needless to say he had to explain the scorch marks on the garage to his parents when they returned from holidays.
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