Fire!We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.
I've never seen adults move so fast.
So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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I'm a twat.So, I like to burn things, yes I do... And when my urge to burn got too bad, i would simply fill a bowl which i had hidden in my room with paper and spray aerosol on it and VOOM up it would go. One day, I had an urge, so I set it all up, and lit it, when, about 5 seconds later, I was called downstairs, now not even I am stupid enough to leave a fire unattended, so I throw my duvet on the fire to dampen it.
Big mistake.
Upon going back a few minutes later, I found the entire duvet to be on fire, and my bed was pretty much on the brink of catching light to, so I do what everyone in my position did, I ripped the duvet off the bed and started stamping out the flames, the only problem being, that the flames were too big, and i got some pretty nasty burns.
In the end, my mum smelt burning, ran in and saw what was happening, so she ran to the bathroom and filled everything she could find with water, and successfully put out the flames. Needless to say she was pissed, and in the resulting torrent of abuse she called me, among other things "Stupid Cunt" "You fucking idiot" and my favourite "You goddamn fucking pillock!"
I was banned from going out for 2 months...and you know what, I still play with fire now :)
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B.T., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 20:47,
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