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This is a question Fire!

We were all in my aunt's kitchen at the back of her huge rambling Victorian house. I was only small and had wandered off to go to the loo, but given up after finding the hall full of smoke. "That was quick," my mum said after a few minutes. "Yes - it's all smoky," I replied.

I've never seen adults move so fast.

So, like my cousin who'd managed to set fire to the roof, tell us your fire stories.

(, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 9:11)
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Fireworks
Saturday night waiting outside one of my favourite (if far from punctual opening) clubs and chav car appears, passengers in chav car ask what we're waiting for, we reply, politely, that it's a club night and they spend the next 20 minutes circling the block lighting and throwing fireworks at us.
What is it about fire and chavs that means I have to hide behind cars?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2005, 22:10, Reply)

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