
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Once while living in rural New Mexico the nieghborhood kids and I Set out to collapse an old shed, we used a small fourtune of illegal fireworks, lit the fuse and ran.........there were small explosions and sudden the shed and the field around it went up in flames..........we ran................no one knows.......
( , Fri 5 Mar 2004, 2:03, Reply)
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