I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
(, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Once while living in rural New Mexico the nieghborhood kids and I Set out to collapse an old shed, we used a small fourtune of illegal fireworks, lit the fuse and ran.........there were small explosions and sudden the shed and the field around it went up in flames..........we ran................no one knows.......
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 2:03, Reply)
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