We used to have an old IBM with no hard drive,
boot disks and all that lark. Well one of my friends went and got a rare copy of leisure suit larry in the land of the lounge lizards and numerous copies were made. We were all young enough to understand type "call taxi", "talk to barman" and the very popular "flush toilet".

But of course we were all too young to understand the sleazier underbelly of the game. That is until I decided to read out to my parents the jokes from leftys bar, while their friends sat in the room all over for a nice sunday lunch.(http://www.adamhearn.co.uk/games/lsl/larry1ega/jokes.php-nsfw)

I couldn't understand why, as I read out what I assumed were brilliant jokes, all the adults faces went from shock, to horror and settled at disgust.

The fallout from my comedy fail resulted in all but one of my friends copy of the game also being confiscated and destroyed. Realizing we had some thing that we shouldn't we worked ever harder to finish the game and were rewarded with pixelated censored sex and the conclusion that sex with women gives you aids and you have to kill yourself.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:56, 5 replies)

Excellent!
I remember this game. I vaguely remember making him dance at the disco and go and see a stripper. OOh and you had to answer a series of quiestions before you got to play to prove you were over 18. Ha ha!

We also had Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it was rubbish.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:34, closed)

My friend and I tried to play it when we were about 7
but couldn't get past the questions :(
( pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 8:51, closed)

Haha - same here
The only one we managed to crack, through elimination, was that Ronald Reagan starred in Bedtime for Bonzo.

Can't believe I remember that twenty odd years on. Must have been awfully important to me at the time.
( Pig Bodine., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, closed)

My brother was given a copy of that one Christmas.
He must have been about 13.

Noone in the whole house could make sense of what you were supposed to do in that game. Thus all its rumoured rudeness passed us by completely.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:22, closed)

Hah.
'Ken sent me'
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