Christ, I have absolutely no idea.
I went from being such a sheltered child that anything of that variety would have passed completely over my head and not registered as 'rude', to in more recent years being saturated in so much filth of every variety that it's all become a blur.

(I imagine that, like everyone else here, the very first rude thing I ever saw would have been a more intimate and detailed view of my mother's ladybits than any other human being on the planet would ever have, but thankfully I wasn't actually sentient back then, and time and the merciful gods of childhood neural development have conspired to render the memory nonexistent.)

I guess the transitional period between angelic naivety and jizz-sodden debauchery would have come around the time I first read Complicity, so I'm arbitrarily going to declare the bondage scenes in that the First Rude Thing I Ever Saw. Also, quite possibly, The Mental Images I've Jacked Off To Most Often Since Then.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:03, 10 replies)

Before anyone else does...
If you want want your memory jogged, I can give an intimate and detailed
description of your mum's ladybits at a moments notice.
(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:33, closed)

a badly stuffed kebab?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:37, closed)

More like roughly chopped raw liver that's fallen onto the floor of a busy hairdressing salon

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:04, closed)

Ha!
My parents hid their copy of complicity away from me for precisely this reason. Only problem was they were naive enough to tell me they'd done so, and not expect me to turn the house upside down until I'd found it.

Pretty saucy, as I remember. Sadly, I preferred the bits about the computer game.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:39, closed)

It did sound like an awesome computer game.
Oh yeah, and my dad did the same with The Dice Man, except I never found it again. So maybe the bit where he fucks Arlene came before Complicity. That would make sense.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:55, closed)

i've just realised what bit you're talking about....
(complicity, not your mum's fanny).
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:40, closed)

Bits.
There's lots of sex in that novel. Every single one I've either done or attempted since then. Oh, except the bit where the killer shoves a vibrator up a judge's arse with whipped cream.


_{Yeah....."except"...}
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:05, closed)

oh god i'd forgotten about that bit.
so, to clarify - the one where he was tied down, or the one where he happy-rapes her?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:55, closed)

All of the above.
but not so much since I discovered that girls don't appreciate being called Yvonne unless that's actually their name.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:10, closed)

Iain Banks' Complicity?
I just remember his mate chaining the old fucker to a bed and doing shit.
Must reread.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:45, closed)