I remember NOT seeing the love scene from Terminator,
as my dad had thoughtfully blanked that portion of the tape. Murder and destruction were fine, but two people performing an act of love would clearly have stunted my emotional development.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:13, 12 replies)

CF Western culture in general.
Boobies = WRONG
Shooting in the face = ACTION
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:14, closed)

Quite right.
I later caught him videoing late night (soft) pornos, off Sky, which he generously let me watch with him.

Yeah, that was great. *shudder*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:18, closed)

My favourite examples are those
where they won't let people swear while committing dozens of brutal murders.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:29, closed)

like the lovely dubbed
"F..Why Me, F..Why Me" in Robocop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:51, closed)

I'm not going to think of any examples,
because censorship in general makes me red-mist angry.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:01, closed)

no censorships?
What are you? Some kind of paedo-terrorist?
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 0:18, closed)

From the OCP mensroom:
"Sometimes, we even called him air-head." Cutting.

Mario Van Peebles' "Freak you, muddy worm-farmer!" (from Heartbreak Ridge), is my all-time favourite.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:09, closed)

Snap!
My parents had recorded it off the telly for me when it was on about 22 years ago (may well have been it's first televised outing). My mum watched it with me and made me fast forward past the sex scene. I sneaked it on when she was out later though. I still love Linda Hamiltons pear shaped tits. :)
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:15, closed)

I had a friend describe it for me,
so was very disappointed when I eventually saw it for myself.

Think I'd like to travel back in time and show 11 year old me the sex scene from Desperado, as I'd probably have enjoyed it back then (I just find it embarrassing, now).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:30, closed)

Embarrassing? Why?
Are your tits bigger than Salma Hayek's?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:38, closed)

Almost.
But more the fact that it's over long, needlessly exploitative, and adds nothing of any value to the film (then again, it's a Rodriguez film, so what would I expect?).

I rarely enjoy sex scenes in films, at all. Still, Salma Hayek in the nuddy is always worth a thought.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:52, closed)

I've always felt that they are 'banana shaped'
...not good at all.
(Schindler's Wrist Brimful of asha and a P45, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:45, closed)