First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Hilary's 'Crab'We'd just been to see E.T. at the cinema (so I'd have been 5) and we headed back to James and his sister Hilary's house afterwards to have some food and talk excitedly about it, while our parents sat in the garden and got drunk.
I was left alone in the bedroom pretending a car was ET's spaceship while wearing the plastic ET mask I'd bought from the theatrical event no doubt. I turned around to see Hilary, about 6, doing a 'crab' (bent over backwards while up on feet and hands for those that don't know), completely naked with her frontbum staring at me.
I yelled 'Hoooooooooooooooooooome'!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:53, 5 replies)
Just to keep Ring Of Fire happy,I feel obliged to call you a nonce.
You nonce.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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Can I be a nonce at 5?Oh? Really?
OK then.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:15, closed)
I doubt it.Nevermind. Sign the register, anyway.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:25,
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Just to be safe then...AB
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