My sex education started at 6.
So I had a vague intellectual understanding of the mechanics as a young child... but nothing more.

As a generally curious little boy, attempting to learn more, I asked my parents: "If a prostitute is someone who has sex for money, is a destitute someone who does it for free?"
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:50, 5 replies)

Had my daughter ask almost the same question
crossing the road - out of nowhere - Dad what's a prostitute?
(bottle_cap, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:56, closed)

*doesn't say it*

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:58, closed)

say
umyourm very quickly
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:16, closed)

Did you have a good answer? :)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:01, closed)

I nearly crashed the car at 70 mph
When my 12 year old daughter turned to me and asked, "Dad, what's oral sex?"

Fill in your own paedo jokes.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:06, closed)

Must have spooked my own mom when I said, out of nowhere, "Mom, what's an orgasm?"

(I read the word in the newspaper. It said that in a poll most women claimed they preferred chocolate to orgasms. And they wonder why America is so fat.)
(AlfishKK, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 6:02, closed)

I couldn't understand my parent's amusement
when I, after seeing the news, asked if we were catholics or prostitutes!
(lopezthecatkiller has not killed a cat since....., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:26, closed)