First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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We were both seventeen.She was coming 'round to my house, and my parents would be out for the evening.
"We should rent a movie" she suggested, "How about 9 1/2 Weeks?" she said.
I was 17 - the mere mention of the film was enough to cause me to pitch a tent in my underpants, and coming from a real, actual girl, this was, in essence, nature's way of stress-testing my cranial blood vessels.
The evening came. She was looking lovely. "I'll get us some drinks" said I, and returned with two cups of cider (yeah, I'm cool).
I loaded the cassette in. The film started.
EVERY rude moment - EVERY one had been completely mashed from bloody teenagers rewinding it and putting it on pause too long.
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Off topic? You fucking bet I was.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:13,
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Should've got the DVD instead.(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:09, closed)
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