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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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We were both seventeen.
She was coming 'round to my house, and my parents would be out for the evening.

"We should rent a movie" she suggested, "How about 9 1/2 Weeks?" she said.

I was 17 - the mere mention of the film was enough to cause me to pitch a tent in my underpants, and coming from a real, actual girl, this was, in essence, nature's way of stress-testing my cranial blood vessels.

The evening came. She was looking lovely. "I'll get us some drinks" said I, and returned with two cups of cider (yeah, I'm cool).

I loaded the cassette in. The film started.

EVERY rude moment - EVERY one had been completely mashed from bloody teenagers rewinding it and putting it on pause too long.

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Off topic? You fucking bet I was.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:13, 2 replies)
Just
for you.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:36, closed)
Should've got the DVD instead.

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:09, closed)

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