there is just something unutterably creepy about thanking someone for the image of a fifteen year old girl
and announcing an intention to wank over it. oh, internet.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:56, 1 reply)

Announcing you are a nonce
with the only post you have ever made is pretty spectacular.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:02, closed)

Drat
After reflecting on this for about a millisecond, I realise there are so many better ways I could have written that reply, and many ways I could try and respond to the comments above in an attempt to dig myself out of this grave shaped hole. However, I'm pretty sure how that would turn out for me.... Anyway, thanks for the robust welcome!
(Treehorn's Shrinking, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:10, closed)

pull up a chair
;o)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:36, closed)

and then fuck off because I'm sitting there!

( likeajackhammer, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:37, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/firstrudething/post1317027
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:35, closed)

Holy...
...nope...can't find the words...

I linked through Janet's link in the replies too...yikes...I am assuming that is a lie, but...why would you tell that lie?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:00, closed)

The post has now sadly been deleted...
Poor post 1317027, orlwaiz in r harts, wiv da ankles
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:52, closed)