My dad's secretary
Me and my brother were massive Michael Jackson fans and when the video Ghost came out in 1996, we had to watch it. Problem was, the video was showcased on Canal Plus (a French premium pay television channel) and unfortunately our parents didn’t subscribe to it. So my dad asked his secretary if she would record said video and he gave her a new VHS for her to do so.
Comes the next day and my dad comes back from work with the long awaited MJ video. Having returned from school before my brother, I decided not to wait from him and watch the video.

I must say I was a bit disappointed as the end credits started to roll. And then, it happened, FULL ON HARDCORE PORN appeared on the TV screen, blowies, anal, licking-lesbos and everything a 15 year old virgin could wish for in his wettest dreams. My dad’s secretary had, it seemed, inadvertently recorded the video on one of her own tapes…

Too ashamed to tell anyone what happened (apart from the whole school of course), I recorded over the naughty bits. I never looked at my dad’s secretary the same way after that.
(djib, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, 9 replies)

Couldn't the video your dad gave the secretary have the porn on in the first place..?
(aeloen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, closed)

Nope
Pretty sure my dad gave her a brand new tape
(djib, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:51, closed)

Do you mean Thriller rather than Ghost?

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, closed)

Twas
Ghost: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson's_Ghosts
(djib, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:51, closed)

What a waste.
I hope someone at school at least gave you a dead arm?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, closed)

Back in the days
(and still today) Canal Plus plays a hardcore film on the first Saturday of the month. There was always one kid at school who would record each month's movie and share it with a few lucky ones. We are a nation of pervs.
(djib, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:54, closed)

Nah,
you're just sexually liberated.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:08, closed)

tell that
to Nafissatou Diallo ;P
(djib, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:15, closed)

I hope that this is the best trolling I have ever seen
....ever.

Click
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:46, closed)