Not me but a friend of mine
And to be honest, it doesn't quite fit as it's really the first rude thing he ever did rather than saw.

ANYWAY. My friend James, when he was 14 had never kissed a girl and was keen to. One of the local girls was interested in him and had (rightly or wrongly) a bit of a dirty reputation.

Somehow, when they finally got it together, he actually managed the extraordinary feat of going down on her before he'd even kissed her. I often wonder if the upper set of lips were a disappointment when your only experience of kissing is with the lower.
(stewiegriffin, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:22, 8 replies)

maybe
she just had really bad breath
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:33, closed)

I'd imagine that the 'dirty' reputation was justified based on what I know about her...
Please do tell us how he achieved this feat!
(tubeman trousers, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 13:56, closed)

wait, who are you, now?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:02, closed)

All I know about her comes from the first post
If she let a lad she hadn't so much as kissed go down on hewr when they were 14 then I doubt she was very innocent...
(tubeman trousers, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:15, closed)

what a
living legend
(retrac fumble in the jungle, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:03, closed)

mimsys are nice
but they don't kiss back
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:07, closed)

That would have been curtains for me.
(kingnutter, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 14:12, closed)

I'll bet he's popular
with all the ladies.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:35, closed)