First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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...and frigging themselves rotten at the thought of their handsome prince and fairytale wedding, no doubt.Or wait, is that just guys with a glimpse of boob?
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Nope, it's not just guys.Have you ever seen these soi-disant "romance" novels?
They're filthy, utterly filthy, chock-full of all sorts of randy goings-on. But they're sold with pretty, girly, "romantic" covers, so they're brushed off as empty, air-headed, disposable nonsense. Kind of like their readers, really.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:48,
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^ ThisI was about 12 years old when I read a line about some frumpy bint trembling with passion and eagerly impaling herself on the handsome fireman's shaft. I never picked up one of the books in my grandma's house ever again.
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