Bare arse cheek
My first experience with the bare female form (well the back section) came in my second year at primary school.

One lunchtime in the playground, a young lady by the name of whasherface (name changed to protect the person if she lurks on here) decided it would be a good idea to hitch up her skirt, pull down her pants and let a group of about ten over-excited pre-pubescent six year-olds have a good grope on her arse.

I’ve no idea why she did it, it wasn’t a sexual thing. I just remember it being a very cold arse.

The first porno I watched was round a mates. A group of us gathered after school and watched a tape one of the lads pilfered from his dad. I’ll never forget the title “Jane Bond 0069: License to Thrill”. Genius.

I think this was the first time a little bit of the white magic popped out after some furious memory banking in the toilet, moments after viewing good old Jane taking it up both pipes.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:17, 3 replies)

<s>...came in my second year at primary school.</s>
...came in my second year teaching at a primary school.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:38, closed)

Were there many pubescent six year-olds at your school?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:46, closed)

Possibly
It was in Dorset.

You lot and all your 'facts'...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:47, closed)