A nerdy kid.
I was a nerdy kid. Back in the 80s, when the world was monochrome and bleepy. At 8 years old, I was programming a ZX Spectrum. I could read through a program that was printed out and tell you what it does.

I would while away my hours in computer shops looking at all the games. I'd visit every newsagents in town to get my hands on a copy of Your Sinclair the minute it came out.

One day, I'm in the computer shop. I noticed a game on the shelf I hadnt seen before. Strip Poker. With a curious excitement, I lifted the box from the shelf to take a closer look. I flipped the box round to take check the screenshots.

Wow! My eyes were out on stalks! Look at that!! Amazing! I think it was the first time I actually felt a rumble in the joy department! I had seen something I had never seen before, and I liked it. I liked it alot! The quality, the curves! It was just beautiful! I had never seen such realistic computer graphics!
At that point, I knew it was time to upgrade to 16 bit and get an Amiga.
(Miggyman, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:17, 7 replies)

geek nonce.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:04, closed)

What is it with your obsession with nonces?

(McChinaman banned, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 2:36, closed)

LOL
An interesting question!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:09, closed)

hahahahahha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:15, closed)

I heard there were games that would simulate
taking a girl home and doing the nasty. Never saw such a game, mind.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:56, closed)

You wanted Custer's Revenge for the Atari
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer's_Revenge
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:18, closed)

Everyone's favourite rape simulator.
Did anyone actually want that?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 22:32, closed)