First rude thing I ever saw
Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
First sentence: severe punctuation withdrawal, but made sense.
Second sentence: appears to be written in Martian.
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.Yeti., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:46,
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makes sense to me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 10:49,
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martian
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:40,
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I couldn't help but read it in a "Yoda" voice
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:00,
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Read it in a Yoda voice you cannot help, hmm?
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:38,
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So few changes would make such a great difference...
A comma here, a tiny difference in word order there.
Truly, grammar is a fragile thing...
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:57,
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Truly - grammar is; a fragile thing.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:28,
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Is that you, William Shatner?
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.Yeti., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:12,
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