Bush in the bush

Seven years old and my parents would regularly take me to a recreation ground to do the usual things like go on the swings and learn to ride a bike without stabilizers.

Dividing the park in two was a thick bush which had large bright green leaves on the outside and a network of trunks inside which were ideal for a small boy to climb across and explore. It became part of my routine visit to travel from one end of the bush to the other out of sight of my parents.

One day as I was traversing the branches I noticed a magazine on the floor. I stopped to have a look and realized to my horror it was full of women with no clothes on. At that point in my life the only naked woman I'd ever seen was my mother, so looking at other naked women seemed strange. I had a funny sensation in my stomach that I didn't understand.

After a few minutes I continued on my way but somehow knew it was right not to mention it to my parents. The magazine was there for a few days afterwards and I continued to stop and look and get the funny feeling in my tummy.

I still get that feeling now when my missus gets undressed :-)
(BinDipper, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:43, 4 replies)

I know the feeling
My missus gives me indigestion too.
( SteamedCleaner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:51, closed)

heartburns a b@stard isnt it
Ranitdine works a treat though
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)

I understand totally...
At this point in my life, the only naked woman I've seen is your mother, too.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:32, closed)

Thick bush
'arf arf'
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:58, closed)