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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Yeah, you're right
but until you do it, you don't actually realise just how fucking horrific it is . . .
(username failed moderation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:28, 2 replies)
Then, er ... don't do it.
It's hardly rocket surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:29, closed)
Too bloody
late now, isn't it?

I'll post some pics of them later. They're really cute, you know, and super smart. My youngest, who is 2, helped build the Large Hadron Collider.
(username failed moderation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:36, closed)
But I bet it still can't wipe its arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:40, closed)
I'm 46 and
I still struggle with that one.
(username failed moderation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:42, closed)
Why are you wiping UFM's child's arse?
and what, precisely, are you wiping off?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:48, closed)
Well
I am UFM.
(username failed moderation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:52, closed)
I'm UFM!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:53, closed)
and
So is my wife
(Biff..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:11, closed)
UFM's offspring will be wiping his arse in 20 years time.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:55, closed)
Quite right
even if I'm fit and healthy.

It's a term of my will.
(username failed moderation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:18, closed)
All my friends who have kids update their Facebook statuses with the horrific details.
Social Networking could be the death of the human race.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:29, closed)
They're not real parents until they use a pic of their kid as an avatar.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:31, closed)
I use the picture of other people's kids as mine
Including Maddie.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:34, closed)

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